One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
A sneeze-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has an explosive cumgasm and sneezes at the same time.
by USAF Cadet November 05, 2020
A rim-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when another guy licks and fucks his asshole with his tongue, stimulating his prostate until he squirts his load.
I rimmed Matt's asshole and caused him to have a rim-gasm - then I fucked him until we both had cumgasms!
by USAF Cadet March 21, 2021
Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!
Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.
by USAF Cadet February 20, 2021
A power bottom is a guy who likes to wildly ride the peg of another dude while he jacks you off until both have boner-gasms.
I'm a power bottom when it comes to getting fucked in my boy-hole!
by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021