Definitions by USAF Cadet
douche
To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.
I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!
douche by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? is French for "Do you want to go to bed tonight and give each other stoned, pleasure-gasms; sno-ball them, get cum-drunk, and continue until you both have drygasms.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
Electronic Masturbation Device
An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!
Electronic Masturbation Device by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
lude-gasm
A lude-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he stays at his brother's apartment on Russian Hill in San Francisco, takes a Quaalude, goes to a gay dance bar on Polk St, meets a guy, goes home with him, goes to bed wih him, gets fucked in his boy-hole, sucks the guy's dick while jacking off until both guys have ludegasmic ludegasms.
One time when I was in the City, I visited my brother and did a lude - later in the night, I had a cumtastic lude-gasm while sucking this dude's cock!
lude-gasm by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
cafe-au-cum
cafe-au-cum by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
Devil's Triangle
A Devil's Triangle is the triangular patch of hair extending from a few wispy-hairs below a guy's navel to a luxurious growth of fragrant bush surrounding a dude's crotch-rocket.
I love sucking the dick my cadet roomie, Matt, and burying my nose in his Devil's Triangle as I suck a cumgasm out of his big banana!
Devil's Triangle by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021