USAF Cadet's definitions

get your nut

get your nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

Matt and I went to a gay baths and he kept asking me, "Did you get your nut yet?"

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.

I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

de-platformed

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.

It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

Dr of Cocksuckery

A Dr of Cocksuckery is a guy who is an expert at sucking cumgasms out of other guys' dicks.

Matt says I must be a Dr of Cocksuckery because I'm so good at sucking cumgasms out of other cadets' dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 9, 2021

chicken

chicken is an under-age boy who older guys like to have sex with.

When I was a chicken, I was constantly chased by chicken-hawks!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

Dick Whisperer

A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.

My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020