boner

A boner is rock-hard dick.

I get a spontaneous boner pretty often!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

two elephants in the room

two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.

Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!

by USAF Cadet September 05, 2021

lick my sack

lick my sack is what a guy tells you, his cocksucker, to do while you suck a cumgasm out of his dick.

Matt always says "lick my sack" when I suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

freeball-accident

One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.

Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!

by USAF Cadet November 05, 2020

Eau d'Vie

Eau d'Vie is the water of life -- a guy's cum.

I jacked off and my Eau d'Vie went everywhere.

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

cum-pumpkin

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.

We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!

by USAF Cadet November 11, 2020