Definitions by USAF Cadet

de-committeed 

de-committed is what Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene was.

Crack open a bottle of champagne -- the seditionist Marjorie Taylor Greene was de-committeed finally!

de-committeed by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

gang-bang 

A gang-bang is a sex-act where five or more guys take turns spit-roast-deluxe-ing another willing dude.

I got gang-banged today just because I got a boner in the cadet showers!

gang-bang by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

slave-auction

A slave-auction is an auction of hotties where you can bid and maybe win the guy you won to do anything you want him to do.

Our soccer-team held a slave-auction and we all had to do different things, Matt had to do some dude's laundry, but I had to be my owner's sex-slave and ask him to suck his dick and get my boy-hole fucked!

slave-auction by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

shrimp 

To shrimp is for guy to suck another dude's toes while they're jacking off to give each other a shrimp-gasm.

Mmmm -- Matt's toes taste sooo ... good when I shrimp him - and so does his cum!

shrimp by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

FAPruary 

FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.

Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!

FAPruary by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

Furious FAP February

Furious FAP February is the whole month of February, when a guy who is participating, jacks off the number of times a day as the number of the day in the month, i.e. once on the Feb first, twice on Feb second, 3 times on Feb third, etc. On leap year - the dude gets a jo bud to jack him off 29 times.

I'm participating in Furious FAP February, and I'm right on schedule -- I've whacked off 4 times today!

Furious FAP February by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

Ground-Hog Day-gasm 

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.

Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!

Ground-Hog Day-gasm by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021