USAF Cadet's definitions

cum-on-a-pizza

cum-on-a-pizza is a masturbation game that guys play, similar to cum-on-a cookie, except all the guys jack off on a large pepperoni pizza and the last dude to have a cumgasm, has to eat the cummiest piece of pizza -- and the guys keep doing that until the pizza is gone.

We played cum-on-a-pizza and I kept losing, so I had to eat a lot of cummy pizza -- yum!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

slave-auction

A slave-auction is an auction of hotties where you can bid and maybe win the guy you won to do anything you want him to do.

Our soccer-team held a slave-auction and we all had to do different things, Matt had to do some dude's laundry, but I had to be my owner's sex-slave and ask him to suck his dick and get my boy-hole fucked!

by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021

handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

piss-boner

A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

WOW! When I got a piss-boner, I peed and had a cumgasm at the same time!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

bus-boner

A bus-boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he rides a bus.

I still get a bus-boner whenever I ride a bus!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

p-spot

A guy's p-spot is his prostate, which is the target of the dude who is fucking your ass.

He kept hitting my p-spot when he had his dick up my ass, and I blew my load all over!

by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020