Definitions by USAF Cadet
hand-job lesson
A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.
hand-job lesson by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021
ginger minge
ginger minge by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021
Jack-off Squire
A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
Jack-off Squire by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021
sword-swallower
sword-swallower by USAF Cadet June 3, 2021
rim-seat
A rim-seat is an adjustable stool with a toilet seat attached that can be lowered over a guy's mouth so he can lick your asshole and give you a randy rim-job.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought a rim-seat, and when he wants to be rimmed, he brings it out and has me lie down on my back underneath it so I can give him a rim-seat-gasm with my tongue up his asshole!
rim-seat by USAF Cadet June 2, 2021
Daddy Dong
Daddy Dong by USAF Cadet May 19, 2021
Penalty Box
A Penalty Box is a large cardboard box with dick-sized holes on all sides that guys can stick their cocks in so they can get sucked off or fuck the assholes of other guys.
I had to spend three hours in the Penalty Box sucking dicks, getting fucked in my butt-hole, or getting spit-roasted by my soccer team-mates because they said I lost the game!
Penalty Box by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021