USAF Cadet's definitions

piss-gasm

A piss-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's taking a piss and has a cumgasm because his bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.

I was taking a piss and had a piss-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

soap hair

soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.

I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

grower

A grower is a guy whose dick gets considerably bigger when he gets a hard-on.

Matt is a shower, but his friend Connor, is a grower.

by USAF Cadet January 6, 2021

shower-scum sucker

A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.

Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Wing, Wang, & Dong

Wing, Wang, & Dong is my name for The Twins & Spunky.

He pulled my jock down to see Wing, Wang, & Dong!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

road head

road head is the blowjob and cumgasm one guy gives to another while they're taking a road trip

On our way to San Francisco, I gave by buddy road head every 100 miles!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

Suck Dick !

Suck Dick ! is is what a guy hears from the guy fucking him in his asshole, while another dude forces his dick into the guy's mouth while he's being spit-roasted.

Matt and another cadet were trying to spit-roast me, and as Matt was inserting HIS cock into my asshole, I heard him shout Suck Dick ! as his cadet friend tried to push HIS meat into my mouth!

by USAF Cadet April 7, 2021