rim

rim means to kiss, lick, and fuck with your tongue another dude's fuck-hole.

My roomie Matt, likes to rim my boi-pussy before he fucks me with his raging boner!

by USAF Cadet November 06, 2020

Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? is French for "Do you want to go to bed tonight and give each other stoned, pleasure-gasms; sno-ball them, get cum-drunk, and continue until you both have drygasms.

I asked Matt, my cadet roomie, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021

gooey eruption

A gooey eruption is a guy's cumshot.

Sometimes I have a gooey eruption when I take care of my morning wood!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

freeball-hazard

A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.

Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

back-door

A guy's back-door is his asshole.

Every night, my cadet roomie, Matt, comes to my back-door and wants me to let him in!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021