Definitions by USAF Cadet

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak 

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

meat rack

In some gay bars, there's a meat rack -- an elevated, crotch-high bench against a wall for guys to sit on and display their package.

At Numbers, a bar in San Francisco, there's an awesome meat rack!

meat rack by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

cluster-fuck 

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

cluster-fuck by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

fudge packer 

A fudge packer is a guy who fucks another dude in his asshole.

Wow! There are a lot of fudge packers in my squadron!

fudge packer by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

taint smell 

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

taint smell by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

run the train 

run the train means for a group of five or more guys to line up to take turns fucking another dude in his asshole or mouth.

They wanted to run the train on me this morning in the cadet showers, so I let them -- took care of all their morning wood!

run the train by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

urinal cum 

urinal cum is the combined cumshots of a lot of guys who have jacked off into the ]urinal] they were using.

This morning, I was jacking off in the john of the cadet locker-room, and some other cadets caught me and made me eat all the urinal cum!

urinal cum by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021