703 definitions by USAF Cadet
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
nut-cum is the tasty, ivory colored, slippery, sticky juice that a guy spurts out his dick when he has an orgasm.
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
Stupid ! is what most most Republiturd male Congressmen and Senators are because they can't chew gum and jack off at the same time.
by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021
Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!
Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.
by USAF Cadet February 20, 2021