Shades of Cum

The Shades of Cum are: clear - pearly white - milky - ivory - and take the pipe-cleaner out of your cum-hole.
I'm fascinated by the Shades of Cum - my cum is pearly white!
by USAF Cadet September 09, 2021
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Velvet Scorpion

A Velvet Scorpion is a red wine enema.
My cadet roomie gave me a Velvet Scorpion and fucked me till my head was spinning!
by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020
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Chocolate Indian

A Chocolate Indian is a guy's big cumgasm-ready boner dipped in chocolate.
Matt shouted down the hall, " Hey Skip -- come wrap your lips around my Chocolate Indian!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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night-water cum

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!
by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021
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uranus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.
by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020
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wood

wood is a guy's boner
Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!
by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021
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ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.
Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
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