USAF Cadet's definitions

rim-seat

A rim-seat is an adjustable stool with a toilet seat attached that can be lowered over a guy's mouth so he can lick your asshole and give you a randy rim-job.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought a rim-seat, and when he wants to be rimmed, he brings it out and has me lie down on my back underneath it so I can give him a rim-seat-gasm with my tongue up his asshole!

by USAF Cadet June 2, 2021

slop

slop is the cum left in a guy's fuck-chute that remains after he's been fucked in his asshole.

Shit -- I've got slop in my butthole now!

by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021

pubes

pubes are your cocksucker's dental floss

My cocksucker buries his nose in my pubes when he sucks my dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Terry-gasm

A Terry-gasm is the orgasm a guy works out of his dick when he masturbates by rubbing his elbow on his big boner in his tighty-whities and has a cumgasm.

I tried to have a Terry-gasm in class today -- I did! - and my Calvins are all wet now!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

Sunshine

Sunshine is what my cadet roomie, Matt, calls me when he wants to fuck my boi-pussy. (It's also one of my nicknames for my doggo girl,Ginger)

I heard Matt tell another cadet that he needed to get a little Sunshine!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.

I eat a crotch filet every time I can

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Amazon-gasm

An Amazon-gasm is the cumgasm a guy can order from Amazon if he's desparate for another guy's cum.

My Amazon-gasm arrived in the mail today - let's party!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021