raw liver

raw liver is what a lot of teenage boys use to masturbate with.
When I was a teenager, I used a piece of raw liver to masturbate with.
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
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circ scar

A circ scar is the line of tissue that surrounds a guy's dick where he was cut that circ'ed dudes have on their cocks.
Since I'm cut high & tight, and I've got 8", I like to have other dudes suck me down to my circ scar -- that way they've got a lot of cock in their mouth!
by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
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brat-fuck

A brat-fuck is when your hot cadet roomie fucks you with a bratwurst and makes you eat it after you have a cumgasm.
Chris gave me a brat-fuck last night and made me eat the thing afterward!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.
I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!
by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021
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mouth-cum

mouth-cum is the blob of jizz that a guy can get when he's jacking off and part of his cumshot splurts in his opened mouth.
I wanted to taste my own cum, so I put my heels on the wall and jacked off so that when I blew my load - - I'd get a good amount of mouth-cum to swallow!
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
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fucking awesome

fucking awesome is how a guy feels when he's having a cumtastic jack-off session and blows his load.
I was taking care of my morning wood earlier -- it was fucking awesome -- I had a perfect-gasm!
by USAF Cadet May 04, 2021
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XXL

XXL is the condom size I have to buy for my big dick.
I went to the pharmacy and bought some XXL flavored rubbers.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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