USAF Cadet's definitions

Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

BSBJ

A BSBJ is a blowjob a guy gets when he's stark naked

When Matt woke up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ!

by USAF Cadet March 18, 2021

uranus

uranus means your anus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020

cnut

A cnut is a young guy's cute, hairless, tight, pink, puckered lower in-hole.

The cadets in my pod all want to take care of their morning wood by using my cnut!

by USAF Cadet September 18, 2021

Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.

Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!

by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

Shades of Cum

The Shades of Cum are: clear - pearly white - milky - ivory - and take the pipe-cleaner out of your cum-hole.

I'm fascinated by the Shades of Cum - my cum is pearly white!

by USAF Cadet September 9, 2021