Kirby suck-gasm

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Line-up

A Line-up is a sexual event that guys engage in where five dudes kneel on the edge of a bed with their assholes exposed, while another guy who is blindfolded and on his knees on the floor, rims each dude for three minutes trying to make him have a rim-gasm. They keep doing this until everyone blows his load at least twice.

My roomies gave me a Line-up because I jacked off in their night-water, and now I've got their ass-juice taste in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet October 02, 2021

cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.

Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!

by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021

Dick Whisperer

A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.

My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

wood

wood is a guy's boner

Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021

ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.

Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!

by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021

uranus

uranus means your anus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.

by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020