703 definitions by USAF Cadet
flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.
Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!
by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021
impale means for a guy to fuck another dude in his asshole with his fuck-stick supporting the dude's weight on it.
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021
A Challenge Coin is a quarter-size bronze disc that one cadet can give to another cadet. If a cadet gets one, he must do whatever the other cadet challenges him to do.
Matt gave me a fucking Challenge Coin -- I have to give a blowjob to any other cadet in my graduating class who wants one, but I have to ASK if they want me to suck their dick!
by USAF Cadet January 15, 2021
When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021