Definitions by URB4N D1C710N4RY

Car Sex 

Car sex is when a car inserts the exhaust pipe into another cars exhaust pipe, just like how a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina during sex

Yesterday the Toyota Avalon had car sex with the Nissan Altima.

Car Sex by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

my mom 

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is the best mom in the whole world!

my mom by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

Threesome 

Types of threesomes:
1.girl riding man penis
man eating other girl
2.man and girl 69, girl on top, and other man riding girls anus
3.man and girl p in the v, girl on top, and other man making out with girls back
4.man riding man riding man
5.lesbian oral threesome
6.girl masturbating on top of man and other girl doing p in the v
7. man making out on top of girl and other man making out while doing p in the v
8. there's much more!

Right at the orgasm Mark joined them for a threesome.

Threesome by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021

COVID-9999 

Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.

The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.

COVID-9999 by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021

:D 

Smiley face :D
See: smile

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:D by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021

Elto 

The legend of Dauruno. Dauruno is an imaginary country that features famous people, ancient legends like The Elto, and ancient dungeons with statues of the ancient legends and the legend stories.

P1: Last night I dreamt about going to Dauruno.
P2: Me too! I dreamt of seeing The Elto in Dauruno.

Elto by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021

Erection 

What happens to a man when he thinks about hot girls

Man: 8=====================================================================>
Really hot girl: Wow that's a huge erection!

Erection by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021