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trinket

The worst possible thing anyone can ever be.
You are a trinket= You are a motherless shit eating donkey fucker.
by ur mom September 28, 2003
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abbreviated hacker language

This is the language that you see in many places online, and even out in public. For example, bathroom graffiti
The basic content of abbreviated "hacker" language is just like the first word says: abbreviated words, often made by taking out letters or altogether converting certain words into numbers. For example, "for" becomes "4". This written or typed form of communication is mostly used by teen adolescents, but not all of them are. The stereotype is destroyed as many young adults also use it, not because theyre stupid, but for two reasons: for hilarity/entertainment value, and for convience. In addition, some spelling is considerably changes in order to disguise profanity as well. Some translated words: ppl=people; 2=to,too; 4=for,fore; plz=please; b4=before; wer=where; ur=your,you're; dat=that; u=you; jus=just; chyt=shit; fukin=fucking; skewl=school; cum=come
A Joke: 3 Things i hate bout dumb ppl
1. i hate it wen ppl point at my watch, and ask "wut time iz it?" bitch, i kno wer mah watch iz wer's urs? do i point at my crotch wen i need to go to da toilet?
2. i hate it wen i go to movies and ppl yelled out "did u jus see dat?" no loser i just payed twelve dollars to stared at the fukin floor.
3. i also hate it wen, in da mornin waitin 4 the skewl bus 2 cum and someone cum by and ask "have the bus came yet?" naw moron, im just standin 4 fun.
by Ur Mom October 18, 2004
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uber

ADJ. When something is very 1337 and can be used freely with skateboard/snowboard tricks

Also a ADV. When something is done in an uber like style
ADJ - That sick ass move he did was pretty damn uber!

ADV - He busted the move uberly
by ur mom March 4, 2004
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James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.
Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!
by Ur Mom October 26, 2004
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french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...
by ur mom November 26, 2004
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baron wasteland

jesus spent 40 days and 40 nights IN
a baron wasteland
by ur mom December 23, 2003
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ceres

Isnt ceres hot?!
by ur mom February 23, 2004
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