UNKNOWN's definitions
"Dat bitch frum da club wit' dem big titties gave me a turkey salad last nite yo! A put ma dick between 'em an' bust a nut all over dem titties."
by unknown April 2, 2004
Get the Turky Saladmug. when cereal is exposed to continual lando, and is sat upon by smelly butts of adolescent young men in a musty tent. (See 'lando')
by unknown June 14, 2003
Get the cereal hellmug. His balls were named zank because if each of DooDoo's legs could touch the top of each twin tower then even ants by the ground could catch a good swing.
by unknown June 17, 2006
Get the zankmug. 100% pure raw, unadulterated, uncut ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.
by unknown June 11, 2006
Get the Kasmapalitiesmug. This is when a male is attracted to a female because she has a "motherly" quality to her. The Oedipus Complex is shown through this attraction
I was sick last week and Samantha came over and brought me some chicken soup. I have a Laurhenz Attraction to her.
by unknown February 5, 2004
Get the Laurhenz Attractionmug. by unknown October 10, 2003
Get the etc.mug.