by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 23, 2025
A ham burger, distinct from a hamburger, is a sandwich made with sliced ham and a hamburger bun. It commonly is served with condiments such as mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and pickles.
I’m out of ground beef but I have plenty of ham and hamburger buns. Guess it’s ham burgers again for dinner.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025
The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’
I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.
There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?
There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 02, 2025
A dog pile is a term used by serious hot dog connoisseurs to describe their monthly intake of hot dogs.
My wife thinks I’m spending too much each monthly on hot dogs, but I will cancel Hulu before I cut back on my dog pile.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025