Hipster

Someone who thinks that they are "unique" or "special" for liking some underground bullshit that nobody else cares about...And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. In the end, they just end up looking like idiots.
1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.

2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.

Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.

Non-hipster: but it's fugly

Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.

Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.

Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....

Non hipster: You need to see a therapist

Hipster: I am my own therapist.
by Txorromorro February 25, 2025
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West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.
West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.
by Txorromorro February 17, 2025
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Born to be Wild

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way

Yeah Darlin', go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under

Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space
And like the true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild
by Txorromorro January 26, 2025
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Redneck Girl

A redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck
Livin' for Friday afternoon
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
Her hands are callused but her heart is tender
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ooh gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Yeah gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
The Coyote is howlin' out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ya gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
You've got to gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gime a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl, oh
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
by Txorromorro March 06, 2025
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Horror Head

Fireworks, blue and green
I can see what they sing
But you are away
You always smile
Boxing ring
The back of mules
You can really see, from the inside
Across the room
There's a horror in my head
When the blanket is gone
From the floor in my castle
Where I see the sun from
There's a horror in my head
When the blanket is gone
From the floor in my castle
Where I see the sun from
In the comfort of this room
The challenge died
Remember you and me
We laughed 'til we cried

Horror Head
by Txorromorro April 14, 2025
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I Can Still Feel You

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It's that feeling that someone is standing behind me
then I turn around and there's no one there.
And it's the sensation that someone just whispered,
yeah I still hear your voice but you're not really here.
Your memory's like a ghost,
and my heart is its host.
I can still feel you just as close as skin, every now and then.
All by myself, in a crowded room, on my empty bed.
There's a place you've touched with your love no one gets close to
I can still feel you, I can still feel you, I can still feel you.
I can still feel you
you said you'd love me forever, then you said 'It's over"
and left me without the missing link.
Well I thought I'd forget you, but I guess I forgot to,
and lately I've been too confused to think.
When I reach for someone new, it's like I'm touching you.
I can still feel you just as close as skin, every now and then.
All by myself, in a crowded room, on my empty bed.
There's a place you've touched with your love no one gets close to
I can still feel you, I can still feel you, I can still feel you.
I can still feel you
In everything that moves,
in everything I do
I can still feel you just as close as skin, every now and then.
All by myself, in a crowded room, on my empty bed.
There's a place you've touched with your love no one gets close to
I can still feel you, I can still feel you, I can still feel you.
I can still feel you
by Txorromorro April 21, 2025
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Don't Let's Start

Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
When you are alone
You are the cat, you are the phone, you are an animal
The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound
D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful
They want what they're not, and I wish they would stop singing
"Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-depadepa
Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-depadepa"
D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
by Txorromorro March 04, 2025
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