Milch Cow Theory

The theory that the 99% exist only to serve the needs of the wealthiest 1%, as if the majority of people are simply cows to be milked.
The modus operandi of Fox News demonstrates that Rupert Murdoch subscribes to the Milch Cow Theory.
by Two Hep Cats January 07, 2012
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Aspirin between my knees

To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.
Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.
by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012
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RGP

Rich Guy Propaganda. A principle of life that every educated person needs to know--that Rich Guys use the principles of propaganda to fool the gullible into thinking that what's good for the rich is good for them.
Notice how, during every election, Rich Guys repackage trickle-down economics and try to sell it all over again? It's nothing but RGP bullshit, lipstick on the same old, greedy pig.
by Two Hep Cats April 14, 2013
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Phoneto

I can't believe how good a phoneto you just uploaded. What kind of phone did you use to shoot it?
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skidmark

TV ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.
TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
by Two Hep Cats December 09, 2012
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The Knecht Effect

The Knecht Effect describes the statistical certainty that, if one has many possessions, at least one will always be in a state of disrepair. In other words -- something always needs fixing. The underlying math is simple, being based on expansion of the binomial (a + b)^n, where "a" represents the probability of something being in good working order, "b" is the probability of it needing to be fixed (note that a + b = 1.0), and "n" is the number of possessions one owns.

(named after the research psychologist, William R. Knecht (pronounced like "connect"), who first noted the phenomenon)
As I got older, I became a victim of the Knecht Effect. I owned so much stuff that at least one thing was always broken, and I was spending half my life getting stuff fixed.
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