Twatcop's definitions

die irl plz

die in real life please. seen on World of Warcraft.

Bob: L2P nub!
Tom: die irl plz

by Twatcop August 13, 2007

Panteralyzed

temporary paralysis caused by vicious headbanging to Pantera songs.

Nathan was Panteralyzed after headbanging maniacally to a live version of 'Domination.'

by TwatCop May 14, 2007

Arboreal Onanism

Masturbating in trees.

Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.

by TwatCop September 23, 2005