NPC music

Music, usually pop, which is not inherently bad, but feels soulless and uninvolved; Music designed to sound like a good song, not actually BE a good song.

Important to note, not all pop is NPC music, but the majority of NPC music is pop.

“I like OneRepublic and Maroon 5.”
“That’s NPC music.”

by Turtle_Shell :D January 06, 2024

paper cut

A small cut you get from slicing yourself on the sharp edge of a piece of paper.
also the BEST LINKIN PARK SONG ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️ THE SUNNNN GOES DOWNNNNN!!

‘Bro, I cut myself on a piece of paper. This hurts.’
‘Damn. Nothing worse than a paper cut.’
‘IT’S LIKE I’M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACK’

by Turtle_Shell :D January 02, 2024

Bea

The sweetest and prettiest girl you’ll ever meet in your life

I think I have a crush on Bea

Yeah, me too

by Turtle_Shell :D January 02, 2024

Raven

Emo Pigeon

“That Raven just shit all over my car, and I just had it washed!”

by Turtle_Shell :D December 12, 2023

The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is to give life meaning. What your life means is up to you. You’re free to choose what your life is meant for. Your destiny is yours to decide.

‘What do you think the meaning of life is?’
‘I think the meaning of life is to make your life mean something. And also milfs.’

by Turtle_Shell :D January 02, 2024