Definitions by Turtle_Shell :D

NPC music 

Music, usually pop, which is not inherently bad, but feels soulless and uninvolved; Music designed to sound like a good song, not actually BE a good song.

Important to note, not all pop is NPC music, but the majority of NPC music is pop.

“I like OneRepublic and Maroon 5.”
“That’s NPC music.”

NPC music by Turtle_Shell :D January 6, 2024

paper cut 

A small cut you get from slicing yourself on the sharp edge of a piece of paper.
also the BEST LINKIN PARK SONG ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️ THE SUNNNN GOES DOWNNNNN!!

‘Bro, I cut myself on a piece of paper. This hurts.’
‘Damn. Nothing worse than a paper cut.’
‘IT’S LIKE I’M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACK’

paper cut by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024

The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is to give life meaning. What your life means is up to you. You’re free to choose what your life is meant for. Your destiny is yours to decide.

‘What do you think the meaning of life is?’
‘I think the meaning of life is to make your life mean something. And also milfs.’

The Meaning Of Life by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024

Bea

The sweetest and prettiest girl you’ll ever meet in your life

I think I have a crush on Bea

Yeah, me too

Bea by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024

Raven 

Emo Pigeon

“That Raven just shit all over my car, and I just had it washed!”

Raven by Turtle_Shell :D December 12, 2023