Definitions by Turds of Wisdom
Magrint
Noun: adult virgin son of an immigrant with a cruddy BMW who squeezes into too tight jeans with flip flops because his paw-like magrint feet don't feet in shoes. Has a "white girl at any cost" attitude to dating and can't wake up before 10 am no matter how many times his mom gently kisses his sweaty forehead to wake him up.
Magrint by Turds of Wisdom May 29, 2019
Dumb-ola Retardo
Noun: usually a young man who spends way too much time snuggling his mom in public, has a haircut that covers most of his forehead and does too many things alone in his bedroom (either playing video games or masturbating or some combination of both activities). Possibly over weight and or has red hair.
Dumb-ola Retardo by Turds of Wisdom May 29, 2019