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Definitions by Turds of Wisdom

Noun: adult virgin son of an immigrant with a cruddy BMW who squeezes into too tight jeans with flip flops because his paw-like magrint feet don't feet in shoes. Has a "white girl at any cost" attitude to dating and can't wake up before 10 am no matter how many times his mom gently kisses his sweaty forehead to wake him up.
He's such magrint, I've never seen that much hair in someone's buttcrack before.
Magrint by Turds of Wisdom May 29, 2019

Strabbak 

Exclamation: a combination of shit (English) and tabarnak (French) usually used to replace the word fuck or dammit.
Strabbak! I locked my keys in the car.
Strabbak by Turds of Wisdom May 29, 2019

Dumb-ola Retardo 

Noun: usually a young man who spends way too much time snuggling his mom in public, has a haircut that covers most of his forehead and does too many things alone in his bedroom (either playing video games or masturbating or some combination of both activities). Possibly over weight and or has red hair.
Oh my god that kid is such a Dumb-ola Retardo