Turd Burgaler's definitions

George W. Bush

A good man AND president who is blamed for entirely waaaaaayyy too much shit, especially things that aren't even his fault.

Liberal Jackass: I hate George W. Bush! I hate him so damn much! He's the reason for Hurricane Katrina, the Korean War, breast and colon cancer, AIDS, the KKK, World War I and II, even though he wasn't even alive then, and I'm and idiot.

by Turd Burgaler December 28, 2005

Detroit

Lions, Tigers, and Pistons; OH MY!

The national sports teams in Detroit kick ass. Detroit Tigers rule!

by Turd Burgaler July 10, 2005

environmentalist wacko

A person who's Christmas is Arbor Day.

The environmentalist wacko is over there giving that redwood tree expensive presents.

by Turd Burgaler July 10, 2005

I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

by Turd Burgaler July 3, 2005