Tunmy AuGratin's definitions

Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.

Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Ass Cheddar

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.

Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

cunt pajama

A prophylactic device made from latex or similar material worn in the vagina and designed primarily to prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases; a female condom

I forgot my rubbers but it was all right; Sylvia's snatch was decked out in a cunt pajama.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

stone groove

A superlative event, the likes of which will likely remain unsurpassed. (1970s and early '80s slang usage)

The Stones concert was a stone groove.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Canadian beaver

1. A superlative act of sexual intecourse in which the mind and all the senses are as thoroughly engaged as the sexual organs. So called as the brain is considered north while the gentials are south (Mexico or Brazil); also refers to the fact that the beaver (Castor canadensisis) is the Great White North's national animal, and thus, "Canadian beaver" refers to tip-top or top-drawer fucking.

2. A girl or woman living in the country of Canada, most of which lies north of the 48 continguous United States.

I was up in Montreal gambling and I rassled me up some Canadian beaver!

by Tunmy AuGratin March 1, 2006

cock slip

Noun. A special truss designed for vastly overendowed men so that their penis can discretely hang to the side in their pants. Originally designed by Warner Bros. makeup artist Perc Westmore, with input from costume designer Edith Head, to hide movie star Errol Flynn's massive endowment during the shooting of motion pictures. Flynn had complained that strapping his manhood to his thigh threatened to emasculate him during the making of "They Died With Their Boots On." Flynn had been humilated when co-star Ronald Reagan had snapped his strap during a scene with Olivia da Havilland. The cock slip subsequently became standard issue in Hollywood, worn by such stars/heavy-hung wonders as Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, Roddy McDowall, and Willem Dafoe.

"In his delicious memoir 'Running with Mr. S,' George Jacobs, Frank Sinatra's former valet relates that Old Blue Eyes wore a cock slip when he made TV appearances in order not to upset the censors. What Frank actually was worried about was shocking his now middle-aged female fans, possibly causing a few heartattacks, as well as scores of failed marriages, lest the ladies get a glimpse of the outline of his huge trouser-mouse."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006