Definitions by Tunmy AuGratin

stone faggot

1. A male homosexual, typicaly applied to one who is enthusiastic about his sexual orientation, a sexually promiscuous male homosexual, or a male homosexual who is stereotypically "gay" as in a "nelly" or "queen."

Stone can also mean "very", as in "very queer" and proud of it, "stone" being a superlative equivalent to "super".

"Elton John is a stone faggot!" Keith Richards hissed backstage.

stone faggot by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

sperm butt 

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.

"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News

sperm butt by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

Cunt wanger 

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

Cunt wanger by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

Clit blipper 

A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.

"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."

"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."

Clit blipper by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

cock slip 

Noun. A special truss designed for vastly overendowed men so that their penis can discretely hang to the side in their pants. Originally designed by Warner Bros. makeup artist Perc Westmore, with input from costume designer Edith Head, to hide movie star Errol Flynn's massive endowment during the shooting of motion pictures. Flynn had complained that strapping his manhood to his thigh threatened to emasculate him during the making of "They Died With Their Boots On." Flynn had been humilated when co-star Ronald Reagan had snapped his strap during a scene with Olivia da Havilland. The cock slip subsequently became standard issue in Hollywood, worn by such stars/heavy-hung wonders as Milton Berle, Forrest Tucker, Roddy McDowall, and Willem Dafoe.

"In his delicious memoir 'Running with Mr. S,' George Jacobs, Frank Sinatra's former valet relates that Old Blue Eyes wore a cock slip when he made TV appearances in order not to upset the censors. What Frank actually was worried about was shocking his now middle-aged female fans, possibly causing a few heartattacks, as well as scores of failed marriages, lest the ladies get a glimpse of the outline of his huge trouser-mouse."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News

cock slip by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

Ill-wind 

Noun. Methane gas, metabolized inside the bowels from organic matter, expelled from the anus in the form of a flatus. A fart.

That sure was an ill-wind that wafted its way over here from the direction of Marge's cubicle.

Ill-wind by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006