1. noun. An object under discussion; the subject of a anecdote, always used in the pejorative sense.
2. Earth, or society at large.
2. Earth, or society at large.
1. "I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."
2. As William S. Burroughs said, any aliens that visit us ought to be scared, as the combination of our nukes and our brutal insanity means the whole shithouse might go up in flames any second.
2. As William S. Burroughs said, any aliens that visit us ought to be scared, as the combination of our nukes and our brutal insanity means the whole shithouse might go up in flames any second.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Noun. A person, usually a male of the homosexual persuasion, who enjoys imbibing liquids that have been funneled into the anus of another person (typically another male homosexual) and briefly retained inside the person of the latter before being expelled into the former's mouth, either in short bursts or a constant stream.
by Tunmy AuGratin July 11, 2006

Noun. Feces, particularly the detritus from a bowel movement clinging to the anus or the more molten remnants clinging in the anal canal around the sphincter muscle; shit.
"Honey, if we could move to Hershey, Pennsylvania, we could go into business, what with all the ass chocolate your cooking produces in me."
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.
One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.
A fart-sniffer.
One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.
A fart-sniffer.
That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.
2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.
2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.
"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."
-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

A character in Evelyn Waugh's satire "The Love One."
A male who seeks physical pleasure, or joy from other men, or boys; a male homosexual.
A male who seeks physical pleasure, or joy from other men, or boys; a male homosexual.
That old queen is a regular Mr. Joy Boy. I just hate chickenhawks!
Rod Steiger played "Mr. Joy Boy" in Tony Richardson's film "The Loved One."
Rod Steiger played "Mr. Joy Boy" in Tony Richardson's film "The Loved One."
by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006
