Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
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Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.
Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.
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Clit blipper

A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.
"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."

"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."
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Ass Cheddar

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.
Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.
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cunt pajama

A prophylactic device made from latex or similar material worn in the vagina and designed primarily to prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases; a female condom
I forgot my rubbers but it was all right; Sylvia's snatch was decked out in a cunt pajama.
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sperm butt

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.
"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
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Mr. Joy Boy

A character in Evelyn Waugh's satire "The Love One."

A male who seeks physical pleasure, or joy from other men, or boys; a male homosexual.
That old queen is a regular Mr. Joy Boy. I just hate chickenhawks!

Rod Steiger played "Mr. Joy Boy" in Tony Richardson's film "The Loved One."
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