3 definitions by Tube Alloys
A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.
Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.
by Tube Alloys September 6, 2017
The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".
Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.
by Tube Alloys September 6, 2017
A medication prescribed by disgruntled doctors for patients who insist that they need to been seen for the slightest piffling cold.
"Hello Mr Smith, I see you have the sniffles again. Take one fuckoffacillin three times a day for five days and you'll feel much better. If you need to come back, make sure it's on a Friday, I don't work on Fridays".
by Tube Alloys September 6, 2017