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noun, Informal.
1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.
2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.
3. See also media whore.
noun, Informal.
1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.
2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.
3. See also media whore.
Abramović's set up a temporary site installation of her pissing on a golden toilet reading the New York Post for 7 hours a day and getting paid in the six figures by the Koch Brothers? That bit of performance art is crap. Con-artists like here are the worst.
by Tsarstepan June 29, 2016
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Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!
Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011
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noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
noun, adjective, adverb
Slang. very distinct segment of a market; extremely or excessively obscure subgenre
Filmphile: I'm fascinated about chairs in movies and how filmmakers visually and symbolically them in films.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.
TV Geek: The Iron Throne in The Game of Thrones is my favorite!
Filmphile: Thrones are outside my purview of expertise! They're too aristocratic for my blood. I'm superniche into modern bourgeois chairs like the abstract seat that Woody Allen tried to sit on Sleeper.
by Tsarstepan August 26, 2016
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noun
a cinematically manipulated Hollywood studio produced motion picture, especially one lavishly produced melodrama, that has or is expected to boldly WOW the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and subsequently obtain a Best Picture Oscar award for the studio and film producers.
Similar to: Oscar Bait
noun
a cinematically manipulated Hollywood studio produced motion picture, especially one lavishly produced melodrama, that has or is expected to boldly WOW the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and subsequently obtain a Best Picture Oscar award for the studio and film producers.
Similar to: Oscar Bait
With a touch of makeup, Harvey Weinstein aged Justin Timberlake to star in the producers $200million dollar Bill Clinton/Monicagate Oscarbuster biopic.
by Tsarstepan December 16, 2011
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NOUN
An interjection, a declaration of war, or a verbal missile fired at ones enemy/competitive rival to make them break their stoic sensibility, make them chuckle, giggle, and/or laugh out loud and lose a point in a "No Laughing Challenge."
VERB
The act of interjecting, declaring war, or firing a verbal missile ones enemy/competitive rival to make them break their stoic sensibility, make them chuckle, giggle, and/or laugh out loud and lose a point in a "No Laughing Challenge."
NOUN
An interjection, a declaration of war, or a verbal missile fired at ones enemy/competitive rival to make them break their stoic sensibility, make them chuckle, giggle, and/or laugh out loud and lose a point in a "No Laughing Challenge."
VERB
The act of interjecting, declaring war, or firing a verbal missile ones enemy/competitive rival to make them break their stoic sensibility, make them chuckle, giggle, and/or laugh out loud and lose a point in a "No Laughing Challenge."
Jacob launched an unexpected and devastating habbledabble against Nathan simply by inventing... or is it birthing ... or discovering the word habbledabble. Made Nathan snort out loud. Give one point to Jacob.
by Tsarstepan August 22, 2017
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noun
1. a person who believes in micism, the doctrine that one's own special group is superior or that a particular group of mice is inferior to the others.
adjective
2. of or like micists or micism:
micist policies; micist attitudes.
noun
1. a person who believes in micism, the doctrine that one's own special group is superior or that a particular group of mice is inferior to the others.
adjective
2. of or like micists or micism:
micist policies; micist attitudes.
Scratchy (from Itchy and Scratchy) was a profound micist and thusly any violence perpetrated upon him by Itchy was preemptive self-defense.
by Tsarstepan July 14, 2016
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NOUN
1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer
NOUN
1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer
When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.
This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.
This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.
by Tsarstepan January 2, 2013
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