Trump-Epstein_list_missing's definitions

Buford and Bernardo

The name that Tom Anderson says when he confuses the names of Beavis and Butt-Head
Much like Buffcoat and Beaver

Butt-Head: Those 2 kids went that way, UGH HUH HUH
Tom: I'm guessing it was Buford and Bernardo , those two are always up to no good
Beavis- Oh yeah, HEH HEH

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 1, 2022

eyepatch mccain

When Tucker Carlson on Fox "News" insults a war veteran that lost his eye and wears an eye patch Dan Crenshaw. Another fine example of Trump, MAGA, FOX "NEWS", and Tucker Carlson insulting veterans. Remember when he made Pete Davidson apologize?

Tucker Carlson "It takes a lot of gall for EYEPATCH MCCAIN to attack moms that are worried about baby formula..."
Tulsi Gabbard *CRICKETS*

Dan Crewnshaw "You do realize I lost my eye during combat right? I thought you loved veterans?"
The left wing in America "Tucker hates veterans bruh, welcome to the club"
Pete Davidson " UGHHH...?"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing May 18, 2022

I just want to find 11,780 votes

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.

Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 5, 2021

60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.

When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 23, 2024

White men fight back!

When Trump supporters get upset at BLACK Americans for a white Mormon Trump supporter allegedly deleting Charlie Kirk. Despite there being no black people in Utah, somehow racist MAGA started chanting in the streets White men fight back!

"WHITE MEN FIGHT BACK!" after a white Trump supporter deletes another white Trump supporter in front of white people in the whitest republican mormon state of Utah. White men threaten HBCU.. because...white people?

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing November 1, 2025

give Trump time brooooo

When you are a Trump supporter and claimed Trump will bring down the price of eggs to $2 a dozen, gas to $1 a gal, end the war in Ukraine, make peace in Gaza, and solve ever other problem day 1 of his 2nd presidency... but then days, months, and years go by without anything getting fixed. Your only other option to say you regret voting for Trump is to "give Trump time brooooo"

Rational person- Hey man, eggs are $10 right now and gas is $6... I thought Trump was lowering the price of goods?
MAGA voter- give Trump time brooooo
Rational person- You do realize it is June 7, 2026 and Trump has been in office for over 18 months right?
MAGA voter- give him some more time broooooooo
Rational person- Ukraine, Gaza, no tips on tips, no tax on overtime... nothing has been done to improve our lives
MAGA voter- broooo he is playing 4D chess! He needs another 4 or 8 years to fix Biden's mess! TRUMP 2028! 2032!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 28, 2025

tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.

Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing March 13, 2025