Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
by troubledemon April 02, 2009
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Passed Wind

Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!
by troubledemon March 28, 2010
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A_F_S_T_A_B

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken
Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.
by troubledemon February 13, 2010
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farmville freak

1-A person who stays on farmville site all fucking day harvesting their crops !
woman1- hey do you need any help with your farm?

man-hell no you farmville freak I dont even have a farm
by troubledemon February 07, 2010
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New Minority

Hey the census Just came out and American people are the New Minority In the united States .

I wonder why?
by troubledemon April 13, 2010
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I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !
by troubledemon December 04, 2009
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