Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Tropical Glyph

Hot Cosby

Dipping a pretzel stick in siracha sauce and stuffing it down your urethra

I never thought a Hot Cosby was possible with a pretzel stick an inch in diameter

Merch

When something makes your anus clinch up because it is discomforting.

Seeing broken bones gives me a sphincter check.

Merch

The very painful act of taking a red hot 1000° glowing knife and stuff it down someone's urethra

I saw a video online of a guy getting a volcanic Cosby and his penis got singed.

The painful act of trying to snap a red hot 1000° glowing rod in half with your bare hands.

My friend tried a glass Cosby. I thought he would catch on fire but only his hands were burnt.

Merch