lol, murphey means like idiot!
said like: arrr your a right murppppheeeeey you are hehe!
look at him acting like a stud again, hes showing himself up! the girls are going red from embarassment just through being embraced by him lol, hes a propa murppppheeeey!
when a person you really fancy says to you, do you just wanna have fun cus im not really the one for relationships!
you heart crumbles cus you cant bear the thought of someone else touching his/her body arrrrrrrrrgh!
he/she cant handle the strains of a relationship but can handle the strains of, the condom wont flush and my little brother wants the loo!!!/this sheets a bit wet and my moms gotta wash it etc.
person-a: your gorgeous, im glad we have this special bond!
person-b: (*gulp* special?) yeah! your propa sexy! im glad you understand that im an anti-relationship-type and am just looking for fun!
Something you say which is a modern form of crimey, gosh, yikes, and all those other famous five type words lol.
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!
A:"Is it safe to cross the woods at night without little Timmy the dog?"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"
a fat posh lad, who eats too much and has eyes bigger than pies lmao! But fancies the really pretty girls!
Oh my GOd he like Pooh bear or somethink! hes always eating and talks in that really annoying voice *cringe* he really likes Becky yer know? lmao, she wants his head on a stick!
someone who hasen't got a propa ass!
ooooh he's fit, oh wait for it there had to be a flaw! hes got a weak ass man!
(kinda flat and not too much on the pert side either lol)
a group of untalented people who have no style, no class and no hope!
look at them lot hanging round that phone box again, trying to smash the window, bet thats fun (YAWN!) who do they think they are the spice girls? and look wasnt they wearing thoseclothes the last time we saw them breaking that window, and the time before, and the time before, oh and the time before that!?!
A mad obsesive stalker who you was stupid enough to feel sorry for and give your moby number, then he finds out where you work and waits there and walks your way home even though he lives like the other side of town and dont know yuor area he tends to get lost in your street and sleeps there til morning but dont think twice about leaving the blinds open esoecially not the window to let air in, or if your boyfriends smoking out the window he may end up with a bullet to his brain.
He calls you all the time, texts you with loads of kisses, knows all your most intermate thoughts and tries to glass you when he sees you at a club cus you wont dance with him!
if you keep following that lad round Tesco hes gonna think your a right old Daz!