Trev 's definitions

New Hampshire

A rural state of hardy pick-up truck drivers, mountains, toll plazas, fireworks stands, cheap liquor, and bitter cold that a flock of massholes passes through weekly on the way to an expensive ski vacation, where they engage in tax free shopping to send a handful of young New Hampshirites to college in Massachusetts.

New Hampshire: Live, freeze and die. Ayuh.

by Trev January 28, 2004

Baylus

One who excessively get owned in the face by Dutchmen; is rarely seen without its cache of cheeto puffs or at least some orange residue on the fingers.

Man, Haz, you are so much cooler than that Baylus.

by Trev February 16, 2005

quasi

A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)

"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"

by Trev November 19, 2003

fb

Fat Bastard, a person with more than acceptable body fat percentage. Usually synergistic with being a whiney git with personal hygine issues.

That fucking FB stole my Jaffa Cakes.

by Trev October 3, 2003

Maskfish

A maskfish is someone that is essentially a catfish, so someone who looks really good based off their eyes and other visible features, until they take their mask off.

“Yo, I dropped game on this girl, it was all going good till she took her mask off, she was a total maskfish.”

by Trev January 9, 2022