adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .
toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
by Trentbridge Troll July 11, 2015
After a vigorous night of love making a gentleman may wish to retreat and give his chaps time to regroup before mounting a further sexual incursion .
When you've been banging all night and your balls feel like they've been in a vice but your partner is so hot your taking time out before part two .
Bollocks rest time .
Balls needing time out .
Newtons cradle has stopped for a moment.
When you've been banging all night and your balls feel like they've been in a vice but your partner is so hot your taking time out before part two .
Bollocks rest time .
Balls needing time out .
Newtons cradle has stopped for a moment.
Lady , Oh my god four times in one night you're a sex God
Man , hold on me duck I need to rest the lads . Reball and we're good for five .
Man , hold on me duck I need to rest the lads . Reball and we're good for five .
by Trentbridge Troll July 31, 2018
Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .
by Trentbridge Troll July 07, 2015
A low life social media scum bucket that uses moral blackmail in a sick game of collecting likes for their page or site .
Like , share type amen .
Good luck if you do .
A form of low life phishing .
A like troll .
Like , share type amen .
Good luck if you do .
A form of low life phishing .
A like troll .
Whilst using Facebook a Like troll posts a picture of a poorly person and writes. ........
God will save them , can I get an amen
God will heal them , can I get a like
Show them you care and share
This is a low life , bum sucking , cock womble who needs a hot soldering iron up the chocolate whoopie shoot
"This guys a right twat ..........he wants likes for a dead baby ! What a wanker!"
This is a Like troll
God will save them , can I get an amen
God will heal them , can I get a like
Show them you care and share
This is a low life , bum sucking , cock womble who needs a hot soldering iron up the chocolate whoopie shoot
"This guys a right twat ..........he wants likes for a dead baby ! What a wanker!"
This is a Like troll
by Trentbridge Troll September 26, 2016
A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021
A Morris dancer could be a local person who dances with bells and wooden sticks with roots in the pagan past .........or
A full on retard who makes a complete butt munch of themselves in a most elaborate and public way with as much fanfare as they can muster whilst completely in the belief they are truly awesome in the eyes of others .
A full on retard who makes a complete butt munch of themselves in a most elaborate and public way with as much fanfare as they can muster whilst completely in the belief they are truly awesome in the eyes of others .
Individual wearing jean so low as to show their underwear in public whilst walking down the street obviously thinking they are from da hood but looking so stupid
This would be a Morris Dancer
This would be a Morris Dancer
by Trentbridge Troll May 20, 2019
A total double barrel sneeze of full power leaving the individual involved with a nasal water fall of such epic proportions that the next five minutes are spent removing snot bubbles
by Trentbridge Troll June 14, 2016