Snotery 

A total double barrel sneeze of full power leaving the individual involved with a nasal water fall of such epic proportions that the next five minutes are spent removing snot bubbles

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Snotery

Snotery by Trentbridge Troll June 13, 2016

SNOETRY

SNOETRY is “any image or phrase drawn or written in the snow”. It does not have to make sense or rhyme... It can be clever, or not. At the very least, it can be a random happy face on a snowy car windshield... Or it can be a huge I-LOVE-YOU the size of a football field. After every snowfall, there are fresh opportunities to express oneself on a small or grand scale. Spontaneous. Temporary. Fully editable or erasable by any passerby, SNOETRY is cold hard democracy in a time-honoured, yet always fresh medium... SNOETRY is environmentally friendly when human power is used. Snoets believe that everyone is a good snoet.

"So i was driving down the highway, angry as hell at the other drivers around me. I look up on a hillside and some idiot has stomped out a haiku or poem or something. In the snow. Poetry. It was freaking snoetry! I felt a little less angry."

Variation for warmer, snowless climates, see "hiwaiku" (Highway Haiku)

SNOETRY by Gregory Alan Elliott March 4, 2008

Nu-Snobery 

modern snobery for the working-class.

The working-class were previously the target for snobery which became socially unaccetable. The government and media creation of a social underclass has created an opening for the working-class people to feel superiour and become openly judgemental

Making stereo-typical comments or derogatory comments about 'chavs' or 'pikeys'would be deemed nu-snobery.

Nu-Snobery by Hamsmith March 9, 2009

Snoterific 

A Word use to discribe some with snot on there body on hanging down./ it can also discribe a fuckin funny situation that use snot

Snoterific by pollin July 31, 2003