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It was a complete emackuation
by Treebonics April 28, 2019
Get the Emackuation mug.Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.
2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.
by Treebonics November 5, 2018
Get the Insomnioscroll mug.A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.
HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
by Treebonics May 6, 2019
Get the wifle mug.Drake’n’Bake is when we pull out the entire Drake discography and a fat sticky ounce of the finest Chronic and roll up and smoke playing Drake discs and videos. Drake’N’Bake.
Yo my good friends and homies Come Through tonight to my mom’s spot bring your smoke I got this O.Z. of grape ganga we’ll have our second annual Drake’N’Bake!!
by Treebonics December 8, 2019
Get the drake’n’bake mug.Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
Get the Pearl Rigamortis mug.A Pacload is a whole major amount of work to be done in good quality during a very short time. It is a word obviously inspired by Tupac Shakur who did such prolific volumes of life’s work before his passing.
My main intention is to be at the LoungeBar this weekend and proceed to the after party to drink my face off but I got a Pacload Of work to be done so I’m too focused and won’t be celebrating this weekend.
by Treebonics December 6, 2019
Get the Pacload mug.A Naplap is a crotchdoze
Zambi took one last hit from the bong then “boom”.....bitch out like a lightbulb into a naplap on my Kakhis.
by Treebonics March 19, 2019
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