Treebonics 's definitions

squirtpoles

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.

My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.

by Treebonics June 17, 2019

hughlarious

Hughlarious is Playboy-Funny.

That was Hughlarious, Playboy!!

by Treebonics November 29, 2018

nab-a-dab

Nab-a-Dab is the routine of a weed oil or shatter-dabber who does it daily and before anything at all, going to cook? Nab-a-dab. Moms told you to take the trash out? Nab-a-dab. ‘Bout to leave to work, nab-a-dab!

1: “Yoooo lets roll we gotta get to the game...”.

Too : “Alright I’m ready let’s roll but imma nab-a-dab first man my nerves are eight-sided, chill.....30 seconds bro”

(Dabs, gets a nice calm squint, smiles, goes)

That’s a Nab-A-Dab. May also become a little convenience station in a dispensary too.

by Treebonics January 25, 2019

Street Scents

The typical funk of chronic, bars and liquor barrels from bistros and bars. Some wordplay on "sense." The idea came while bumpin E40 "Street Sense." This can be elaborated on in many ways.

They caught the vapours and street scents literally funnelling from the dispensary beside the bar down on Kingway and Vic

by Treebonics July 29, 2016

emotiplacate

Using emoticons to guilt trip others by playing the victim.

Emotiplacate : Why you never come over for beers anymore ever since you got married yo😪 I know your sober and I got you hammered causing you relapse but I swear your avoidance is just being a hater😢

by Treebonics May 25, 2016

female handsome

Pretty girl or guy.

Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.

It's not a word all about sexual attraction.

Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)

"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"

Sorry just admiring.

by Treebonics May 4, 2016

GutterSplooge

GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.

Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed

by Treebonics February 2, 2021