Treebonics 's definitions

hughlarious

Hughlarious is Playboy-Funny.

That was Hughlarious, Playboy!!

by Treebonics November 29, 2018

squirtpoles

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.

My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.

by Treebonics June 17, 2019

Gatsup

Gatsup is the blood that pours from a bullet wound. It's the ketchup or catsup of gats.

That man got shot and spilled gatsup on his crispy white t.

by Treebonics September 29, 2016

suckerfacebook

SuckerFaceBook is when scams and schemes are plotted or people are manipulated by blogs and posts regarding anything from politics, to friendship tests, two-face tests or even hunourous SuckerFacing. SuckerFacing may be for short and synonymous.

I was suckerfacebooked by an analysis of LIKES of pictures posted by anonymous friends of my girlfriend.

A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.

A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.

Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL

by Treebonics December 5, 2018

fumivoid

I dunno what it means but it sounds scientific.

The Pigeon flipped and flapped silver wings swirling the fumivoid.

by Treebonics March 12, 2018

cokepubes

A cokepube or cokepubes are white pubic hairs that develop in your maturation process as you enter an older age above the 30’s ish (maturation which varies from person to person)

Cranden woke up that morning on his 37th birthday and began to routinely comb his pubes in the mirror when suddenly he shock froze and zoomed in yelling “awwghhhH!! COKEPUBES!” and the n calmly plucked them out.

by Treebonics July 19, 2019

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018