Treebonics 's definitions

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

by Treebonics April 28, 2019

Hoenogamous

Person involved in a monogamous relationship but whose really a hoe behind the partners back. Synonymous to "cheater" or "slut" or "promiscuous." Lol

If his mother only knew! He been two or four timing her for months and she don't even know how hoenogamous their relationship is!

by Treebonics August 6, 2016

female handsome

Pretty girl or guy.

Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.

It's not a word all about sexual attraction.

Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)

"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"

Sorry just admiring.

by Treebonics May 4, 2016

Niggnerant

a black person who acts really ignorant

This chick in the chicken shack actin real niggnerant over a beef pattie cuz Aki didn't put cheese on it.

by Treebonics November 14, 2010

GutterSplooge

GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.

Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed

by Treebonics February 2, 2021

Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)

FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”

by Treebonics June 30, 2018