45 definitions by Treebonics
by Treebonics March 12, 2018
Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.
2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.
by Treebonics November 5, 2018
Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics May 24, 2018
Drake’n’Bake is when we pull out the entire Drake discography and a fat sticky ounce of the finest Chronic and roll up and smoke playing Drake discs and videos. Drake’N’Bake.
Yo my good friends and homies Come Through tonight to my mom’s spot bring your smoke I got this O.Z. of grape ganga we’ll have our second annual Drake’N’Bake!!
by Treebonics December 9, 2019
A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.
HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
by Treebonics May 6, 2019
by Treebonics September 30, 2016
Pretty girl or guy.
Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.
It's not a word all about sexual attraction.
Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.
It's not a word all about sexual attraction.
Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)
"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"
Sorry just admiring.
"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"
Sorry just admiring.
by Treebonics January 22, 2016