A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.
HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
Did My Business All Out refers to crapping. It actually means when you just shat for any time period of over 20 minutes. “All out” in the definition will refer to the contents of your bowels or as in “going all out,” in which would indicate went all out shitting ffs.
“MOTHERFUCKER WHY DONT YOU ANSWER YOUR CELLY!!?”
“Chill back YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE I just DID MY BUSINESS ALL OUT!!! I’m not trynna shit-chat ass-open with you bro!!”
Buy a
Did My Business All Out
mug!
Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.
The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.
Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”
Husband:
“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!
A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
Using emoticons to guilt trip others by playing the victim.
Emotiplacate : Why you never come over for beers anymore ever since you got married yo😪 I know your sober and I got you hammered causing you relapse but I swear your avoidance is just being a hater😢
"Before my time" (as referring to a sperm orbiting the testicle)
Pops was a disco jiving confused hippy in the 70's. I wouldn't know what he did then....I was still in NutOrbit.
GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.
Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed
