Treebonics 's definitions

GutterSplooge

GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.

Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed

by Treebonics February 2, 2021

Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)

FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”

by Treebonics June 30, 2018

female handsome

Pretty girl or guy.

Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.

It's not a word all about sexual attraction.

Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)

"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"

Sorry just admiring.

by Treebonics May 4, 2016

Hoenogamous

Person involved in a monogamous relationship but whose really a hoe behind the partners back. Synonymous to "cheater" or "slut" or "promiscuous." Lol

If his mother only knew! He been two or four timing her for months and she don't even know how hoenogamous their relationship is!

by Treebonics August 6, 2016

Niggnerant

a black person who acts really ignorant

This chick in the chicken shack actin real niggnerant over a beef pattie cuz Aki didn't put cheese on it.

by Treebonics November 14, 2010

Insomnioscroll

Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.

2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.

by Treebonics November 5, 2018

wifle

A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.

HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.

by Treebonics May 6, 2019