Treebonics 's definitions

Throne Tubing

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.

“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”

by Treebonics June 19, 2019

squirtpoles

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.

My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.

by Treebonics June 17, 2019

dissful

Dissful is my shortened slang for “disrespectful.” I’ve been abbreviating it for years using this word.

Tyrant is a dissful MC because he’s supposed to be dissful....that’s the name of his game!!!

by Treebonics June 17, 2019

phenomenomical

Phenomenomical means to be phenomenally funny beyond limitations of any laughter’s inhibition.

A hybridized clone of Kevin Hart, Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior would be absolutely PHENOMENOMICAL!!

by Treebonics June 8, 2019

grrrrran

A Grrrrran is simply your really angry granny.

“Yo son, meet me up on the corner spot ‘bout 11”

“Sorry kid my Grrrrran ain’t feeling letting me out after she caught me smokin in tha back shed”

by Treebonics May 27, 2019

wifle

A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.

HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.

by Treebonics May 6, 2019

Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

by Treebonics April 28, 2019