Pun Jango

When you can decipher and interpret foreign language without being fluent in it at all just off energy and whim. May lead to assumption.

I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!

by Treebonics October 31, 2015

Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 05, 2017

snowballz

Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.

Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!

Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink

by Treebonics March 21, 2019

naplap

A Naplap is a crotchdoze

Zambi took one last hit from the bong then “boom”.....bitch out like a lightbulb into a naplap on my Kakhis.

by Treebonics March 19, 2019

Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate

It was a complete emackuation

by Treebonics April 28, 2019

wifle

A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.

HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?

PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.

by Treebonics May 06, 2019

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 05, 2016