Hoenogamous

Person involved in a monogamous relationship but whose really a hoe behind the partners back. Synonymous to "cheater" or "slut" or "promiscuous." Lol
If his mother only knew! He been two or four timing her for months and she don't even know how hoenogamous their relationship is!
by Treebonics August 07, 2016
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GutterSplooge

GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.
Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed
by Treebonics February 02, 2021
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nab-a-dab

Nab-a-Dab is the routine of a weed oil or shatter-dabber who does it daily and before anything at all, going to cook? Nab-a-dab. Moms told you to take the trash out? Nab-a-dab. ‘Bout to leave to work, nab-a-dab!
1: “Yoooo lets roll we gotta get to the game...”.

Too : “Alright I’m ready let’s roll but imma nab-a-dab first man my nerves are eight-sided, chill.....30 seconds bro”

(Dabs, gets a nice calm squint, smiles, goes)

That’s a Nab-A-Dab. May also become a little convenience station in a dispensary too.
by Treebonics January 25, 2019
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squirtpoles

Squirtpoles are sperm tadpoles because they eject-squirt in swimming masses from the urethra.
My squirtpoles ate shirt holes through my work clothes.
by Treebonics June 17, 2019
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dissful

Dissful is my shortened slang for “disrespectful.” I’ve been abbreviating it for years using this word.
Tyrant is a dissful MC because he’s supposed to be dissful....that’s the name of his game!!!
by Treebonics June 18, 2019
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Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)
FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”
by Treebonics July 01, 2018
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Hooerism

(Hoo-Er-ism)

Hooerism is the prostitution element of tourism. It is the tourist attraction to local and international destination for the sex. It is play on the mix of the words "whore, hooer," and "tourism."
This is all hooerism....in this district...all these bars, these lights and sexy women, clubs and scene. These dudes come from all over the world for this variety of women...and they bring hella cash with them.
by Treebonics April 05, 2017
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