Treebonics 's definitions
Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
Get the Pearl Rigamortismug. SuckerFaceBook is when scams and schemes are plotted or people are manipulated by blogs and posts regarding anything from politics, to friendship tests, two-face tests or even hunourous SuckerFacing. SuckerFacing may be for short and synonymous.
I was suckerfacebooked by an analysis of LIKES of pictures posted by anonymous friends of my girlfriend.
A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.
A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.
Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
A fake product tag suckerfacebooked me into approval of a pipeline that threatened watersheds because I LIKED the company’s charitable donation to good causes.
A lot of SuckerFaceBooking being going down strategically to deploy competition between people of the same or similar interests, albeit notably obvious.
Man you always getting your shit bit on that suckerFacebook tip with people making you think they going to upload it first you suckerfacebook suckerface LOL
by Treebonics December 5, 2018
Get the suckerfacebookmug. by Treebonics March 12, 2018
Get the fumivoidmug. Drake’n’Bake is when we pull out the entire Drake discography and a fat sticky ounce of the finest Chronic and roll up and smoke playing Drake discs and videos. Drake’N’Bake.
Yo my good friends and homies Come Through tonight to my mom’s spot bring your smoke I got this O.Z. of grape ganga we’ll have our second annual Drake’N’Bake!!
by Treebonics December 8, 2019
Get the drake’n’bakemug. Insomnioscroll is when you have trouble sleeping and scroll through Facebook, Instagram or email to attempt to weary your eyes back to sleep.
2 a.m. and I awoke to the Looping Jazz of the Rosanne DVD and could not fall back asleep. It caused me INSOMNIOSCROLL: a sleep stealing, screen-surfing disease that run so deep that I weep.
by Treebonics November 5, 2018
Get the Insomnioscrollmug. A wifle is the loaded Smith&Wesson-of-a-Wife with Husband on the end of the barrel. This means temperamental, fully loaded and dangerous. It is when to safely store YOURSELF as the husband away in a locked safe or cabinet.
HEY PAUL, ARE YOU COMING OUT FOR SOME BEERS TONIGHT?
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
PAUL: Sorry my wifle is at risk of unfriendly fire and fully loaded at that.
by Treebonics May 6, 2019
Get the wiflemug. Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)
FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”
FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”
FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”
by Treebonics June 30, 2018
Get the Scrollsmashmug.