Treebonics's definitions
When you can decipher and interpret foreign language without being fluent in it at all just off energy and whim. May lead to assumption.
I was by the liquor store coppin a forty ounce and a group of Chinese people were barking "punjango" at an Indian cuz they think I'm a useless stereotype version of a drunken Indian. I understood their pun jango cuz they seen me there before hammered and rapping!
by Treebonics October 31, 2015
Get the Pun Jangomug. Snow Ballz are winter weather developed testicles that have become resistant and adapted to the cold.
Bro Let’s Do a Polar Bear Swim!!
Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
Sorry Bro I still haven’t got my snowballz on just yet. I probably can’t handle the freeze and shrinkdink
by Treebonics March 21, 2019
Get the snowballzmug. Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
Get the Pearl Rigamortismug. Person involved in a monogamous relationship but whose really a hoe behind the partners back. Synonymous to "cheater" or "slut" or "promiscuous." Lol
If his mother only knew! He been two or four timing her for months and she don't even know how hoenogamous their relationship is!
by Treebonics August 6, 2016
Get the Hoenogamousmug. Pretty girl or guy.
Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.
It's not a word all about sexual attraction.
Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.
It's not a word all about sexual attraction.
Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)
"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"
Sorry just admiring.
"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"
Sorry just admiring.
by Treebonics May 4, 2016
Get the female handsomemug. Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)
FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”
FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”
FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”
by Treebonics June 30, 2018
Get the Scrollsmashmug. GutterSplooge is when you feel violated by a splash when walking on the sidewalk and a car or bus splashes you with a massive winter puddle while driving by.
Got hit with the guttersplooge facial today when a bus missed me and hit me with the water from the gutter clog puddle boy I was pissed
by Treebonics February 2, 2021
Get the GutterSploogemug.