Travis Tackett's definitions

eartwat

a dumbass person; one who knows nothing.

Zach is a total eartwat.

by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008

the columbian beanpicker

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008

alabama steamboat

when you fart between a chicks boobs and they make a motor noise. (similar to motorboating.)

So my girlfriend fell asleep during sex yesterday and I gave her the alabama steamboat.

by Travis Tackett August 6, 2008