Makeup

Feminine face paint that doesn’t look ridiculous in pubic!

True story

*Friends are putting on makeup*

Friend #1: What’s makeup?
Me (in my mind): Seriously?

Friend #2: *Tries to define it*
Me: *The exact definition above*

by Trashing stardust July 12, 2019

Elise Ecklund

The girl on YouTube who plays the uke really well. She’s just a big meme. Making songs out of comments, torturing her ears, and being a big mood!

“Hi guys, I’m Elise Ecklund. Today’s gonna be revolutionary because I am going to be torturing my ear holes for the sake of entertainment!”

by Trashing stardust June 17, 2019

santa's belly

When santa eats to many ginger bread cookies, he should really go on a diet AND GET RIPPED!!!!!!

Man you should go on a diet or your gonna have santa's belly so get out there and GET RIPPED.

by Trashing stardust May 05, 2017

Snow Mexico

A term for Canada that was apparently used by Donald Trump.

“I can’t wait to go to Snow Mexico and get some maple syrup!”

by Trashing stardust July 20, 2020