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Definitions by Totes Wild

Shatfish 

A shatfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false security, particularly to pursue deceptive online falsehoods.
Darren has 10 facebook accounts so he can try to make himself look popular.. he's such a shatfish.
Shatfish by Totes Wild March 28, 2016
The new way to refer to something or someone in a reclined position
Reclinate by Totes Wild October 26, 2015

Heller Totes 

Describing something as extremely. Heller or Hella means a lot and totes means totally.
I'm heller totes hungry for a juicy hamburger.
Heller Totes by Totes Wild October 26, 2015
Picture Or It Don't Exist. When someone is explaining something they are doing online and another person wants evidence that said action is actually being performed.
User1: I am eating a delicious hamburger
User2: POIDE
User1: (Photo of hamburger)
POIDE by Totes Wild December 3, 2014

Please don't die 

"Please don't die" is the new "I love you". Spreading rapidly worldwide, it's the coolest way to tell someone you love that you love them without sounding like a total tool. Do it today.. tell someone to "please don't die" and show them you really care.
I hope you have a good trip baby, please don't die. :(

*The :( sad face can be added for extra emotional effect.
Please don't die by Totes Wild July 14, 2014