Totally not Eric_Bob's definitions
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
 Get the Acoustic turtlemug.
Get the Acoustic turtlemug. by Totally not Eric_Bob November 10, 2017
 Get the Danny Devitomug.
Get the Danny Devitomug. A synonym for dead turtle. Can also be used to describe a triggered/salty person after they deny being triggered/salty.
Person 1: “I’m not triggered tho what makes u think that it’s a simple question.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
 Get the Dead Antmug.
Get the Dead Antmug. by Totally not Eric_Bob August 27, 2017
 Get the Emomug.
Get the Emomug. A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
 Get the Dead Turtlemug.
Get the Dead Turtlemug. A phrase used to describe a really great meal or a phrase used to describe a kind gesture from a friend.
EX 1:
Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.
EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine
Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.
EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 16, 2017
 Get the Legendary Turkeymug.
Get the Legendary Turkeymug.