Definitions by Tory Fellatio

peppermint nightmare 

When you try using Icy Hot as lube.

Bwuahahaaahh! Wrong bottle, now it's a peppermint nightmare! -Tory Fellachio

peppermint nightmare by Tory Fellatio July 27, 2019

insurfanf 

Insurfanf: When you are typing the word “insurance” but then you have a stroke.

“No Cathy, I don’t have car insurfanf-“

insurfanf by Tory Fellatio March 2, 2018

Quetzel 

The act of queefing inside of your partner's left ear, leaving an unforgiving stench resembling that of an expired pretzel from Arby's.

“So Jenny and I broke up.”

What? Why?

“She tried giving me a quetzel so I bitch slapped tf outta her.” -Sma

Quetzel by Tory Fellatio October 30, 2015