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When you try using Icy Hot as lube.

Bwuahahaaahh! Wrong bottle, now it's a peppermint nightmare! -Tory Fellachio

by Tory Fellatio July 27, 2019

The act of queefing inside of your partner's left ear, leaving an unforgiving stench resembling that of an expired pretzel from Arby's.

“So Jenny and I broke up.”

What? Why?

“She tried giving me a quetzel so I bitch slapped tf outta her.” -Sma

by Tory Fellatio September 16, 2015

Insurfanf: When you are typing the word “insurance” but then you have a stroke.

“No Cathy, I don’t have car insurfanf-“

by Tory Fellatio March 02, 2018