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outski

I gave the outski...the girls cooch stank
by tori May 13, 2005
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yawnurp

a yawn mixed with a burp
when you yawn, your mouth is wide open and then you burp and get a guuuuhhhh sound
by Tori December 29, 2004
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jelly bracelets

black- hand job
white-blow job
pink- lap dance
yellow-whut ever the snapper wants
green-fingering
blue-make out
orange-intercourse
by tori April 19, 2004
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Lust

often confused with love, it is purely physical attraction and has no lasting effect
she lusted after him, his eyes, his hair, his body
by Tori September 5, 2003
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gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
by Tori January 4, 2004
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stummy

When the tongue and the mouth can not agree on whether to say "stomach" or "tummy." The synonym "stummy" is formed.
Man after I ate that huge burger, my stummy hurt like hell.
by Tori January 6, 2003
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