Tori's definitions

femme fatale

a woman who manipulates men to do her dirty work

by tori October 1, 2003

gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.

-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!

by Tori January 4, 2004

loreto normanhurst

private girls school on the north shore.
male-associated schools are mainly riverview and joeys
much better than loreto kiribilli
all girls @ loreto rock

"she goes to loreto..whoah she must be something!"

by tori January 9, 2004

stummy

When the tongue and the mouth can not agree on whether to say "stomach" or "tummy." The synonym "stummy" is formed.

Man after I ate that huge burger, my stummy hurt like hell.

by Tori January 6, 2003

sharona

Berton had this basic guitar and drum riff lying around for a long time," he said, "even before the Knack got together. He played it for me, and I really liked it. I said we would do it someday, but I didn't know how we could use it at the time. Then, at the same time the Knack started, I met a little girl named Sharona, whom I fell in love with. When I would think about Sharona, Berton's riff came to mind. So Berton and I got together and worked out a structure and a melody and the words. The result was 'My Sharona'."

"Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind"

"MY SHARONA"

by Tori March 22, 2004

squirreling

relating to a squirrel in the sense that one has numerous amounts of nuts in his/her mouth (nuts being male testicles)

Ashley was squirreling Brian the other night in the back seat of his car.

by Tori January 4, 2004