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publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.
E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009
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Toothpaste Salad

The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!

He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.

Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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Out of Date

When you leave a relationship alone for awhile and then you either both meet and agree that it is over or you are dumped and really don't care since you haven't seen the other person in so long anyway.
John was dating Naomi but didn't see or talk to her so the relationship went out of date when they ran into each other last week after two months apart.
by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009
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Bunny

A nickname which makes me very uncomfortable to refer to my girlfriend to in public as this is her nickname and not a pet name, she is not a rabbit and it isn't any weird sex name, although i do question how she got that nickname when she's that hot I don't care.
I'm dating this hot girl but she's called Bunny

She fuck five times a day?
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.
The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.
by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009
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Andreas

the most seriously kick-ass and vain man ever but in a very good way, we should all hope to be as vain as him, in the same funny way.

If you were not called Andreas you probably wanted to be.
Andreas is father to urban writer and he is a great guy, generally amazing.
by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009
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P.A.N.T.S.

Pointless
Abbreviation of
Nothing
That's
Special
lbd

How the hell did lbd (which is pointless) get word of the day? It's P.A.N.T.S.
by Toothpaste Salad July 24, 2009
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