Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.
From publicly drunk and acting strange.
From publicly drunk and acting strange.
E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
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After writing >10 new words ewan felt he was skitionary and decided to quit for the night, after realising it was only about 10-15 new words he felt like an amateur and hung his head in shame.
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Get the retrobate mug.A nickname which makes me very uncomfortable to refer to my girlfriend to in public as this is her nickname and not a pet name, she is not a rabbit and it isn't any weird sex name, although i do question how she got that nickname when she's that hot I don't care.
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He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.
Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.
Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.
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Get the Toothpaste Salad mug.A female teacher or who is obsessed with a student that is at least 30 years younger than them or has a child the same age however does not hide their crush.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Symptoms include mentioning the student constantly and disliking anyone else in the class who is not the favoured student.
The term can also be applied to a worker/boss situation.
Coincidently, a Malkaniser is a 3-part whiskey 2-part apple juice and lemonade cocktail to be drunk with a Twix as a test of manliness.
Guy 1: John's teacher totally has a crush on him, she keeps mentioning him and utterly loves him, it’s gone beyond teacher's pet!
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
Guy 2: Dude she's a Malkaniser!
or
Guy 3: Malkanisers totally make me sick, I'm never drinking that again.
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