Toobie doobie's definitions

spoomen

Spoomen is a slang term for semen.

Brad says he got some spoomen on that girls dress

by Toobie doobie May 16, 2022

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

karenarian

Karenarian, noun, is a personality type defined as half Karen (belittling and aggressive in retail environments) and half amateur veterinarian (offering unwanted and aggressive pet advice)

Girl, I took my doggo into the vets office, and the karenarian told me I didn't live my dog because I wouldn't buy dog dental insurance!!!

by Toobie doobie January 2, 2024