Definitions by Toobie doobie

karenarian 

Karenarian, noun, is a personality type defined as half Karen (belittling and aggressive in retail environments) and half amateur veterinarian (offering unwanted and aggressive pet advice)

Girl, I took my doggo into the vets office, and the karenarian told me I didn't live my dog because I wouldn't buy dog dental insurance!!!

karenarian by Toobie doobie January 2, 2024

lizard jab 

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

lizard jab by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

spoomen 

Spoomen is a slang term for semen.

Brad says he got some spoomen on that girls dress

spoomen by Toobie doobie May 16, 2022