72 definitions by Tonythetiler

cut outs

The visiting parents in divorce

Here is to all those visiting parents and their kids. Family picture in hand the witches scissor them out of the picture all right, cut outs every one.

Stick in there cut outs your not alone

The parent child relationship is sacred and Karma is a bitch

by Tonythetiler November 13, 2020

Snowwhite voice

Absolute Snowwhite voice.

As heard by a man who grew up with classic music and having perfect pitch

Tony heard that snowwhite voice on a phonecall again 15 years later. He said is this Snowwhite by any chance. The voice said maybe who is this. Tony, Tony the tiler.

She said you still exist.
Absolutely

Then they lived happily ever after

And the others where dwarfed in comparison

by Tonythetiler January 4, 2022

revenge cuckold

Revenge cuckold to the attempted cuckold milf

With malice and forethought

She cheated on him dude that guy is prettier than most women his age

Yeah he ended up with the sweetest plum Kat and he fell in love and feasted in the afterwife experience
Such a revenge cuckold

by Tonythetiler September 14, 2020

roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

by Tonythetiler May 26, 2017

monkey critic

Thrown poop

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.

by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021

Fur head

Forehead on a cat

Did you kiss the cat on her fur head yet?

by Tonythetiler July 10, 2019

checked all the boxes

Unicorn mate

Tony checked all the boxes with Kat
3 star cooking cod clean house 70's porn sex. Yeah I guess there is karma
That dude landed a unicorn

Must have paid at the office

by Tonythetiler November 13, 2020