Definitions by Tonythetiler

Past wife experience 

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

Past wife experience by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017

Funny in the pants

Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on

When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection

It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it

Funny in the pants by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017

roll it out

Metaphor to rolling out your large member like a roll of carpet

It wasn’t bad enough that Kat kept her big bitch pants on and blueprinted the boy fuck who only wanted a cookie the Italian lover Tony hd to roll it out to give the final seal of disapproval

roll it out by Tonythetiler December 1, 2017

big bitch pants 

Metaphor for confidence

Antithesis of depends

Kat blue printed that sorry ass boy fuck

who expressed he wanted a cookie

She kept her big bitch pants on and found the Italian lover who wanted the whole goddamn bakery

His name was Tony of course

big bitch pants by Tonythetiler November 26, 2017

limpdick system 

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

limpdick system by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

dick up his cunt 

Guy throwing a fit like a little girl

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.

dick up his cunt by Tonythetiler November 18, 2017

excorgism

Simultaneous ejaculation with demon exorcism

Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior

When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism

excorgism by Tonythetiler November 17, 2017