Iggy Pop

Real name James Oaserberg or something like that. Iggy b/c he was drummer (yes drummer) in a band called the Iguanas. After seeing the Doors in concert, was mezmerized and started his own band, the Stooges, which inspired all punk bands and basically there would be no punk without them, but they were not punk, there's no genre for that level of greatness. The first punk band that was punk, not proto-punk, was the Ramones. Not Stooges MC5 or Velvet Underground, tho they laid out the basics.

Jim Morrison: "Wanna see it! Right then(whips it out and jerks off) YOUR ALL FUCKING SLAVES!!!"

Iggy Pop: "Will outdo Jim Morrison and live to tell the tale"

(Stooges concert)

Iggy: (smeared in blood and peanut butter wearing only a thong and receiving oral sex): "NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

Val Kilmer

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

UC-Berkeley

A very hard to get into school in Califronia. IE its 60% asian

Welcome to Berkely HOK WAO ZIE

by Tony ramone June 28, 2005

Green Day

A shitty band that rips all of their stuff of the Ramones, Beatles, Sex Pistols and Clash. Inspires many emo retards to mutilate themselves.

I do not want to be an American Idiot (slits wrists)

by Tony Ramone July 15, 2005

shoot to thrill

1. An awesome song by AC/DC

2. Form of entertainment enjoyed by rednecks, serial killers, and emo/goth fags (at school)

"DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER......"

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

oral pleasure

1. aka oral sex.

2. When you jizz in a guy's/girl's mouth

3. Eating pussy

Man, i had some good oral pleasure from Paris Hilton las night. But i also got AIDS, so it evens out.

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

graduate

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005