Chuzzle

Noun: A sausage-eating contest.

Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.

Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.
"Have you ever been to an American CHUZZLE contest?"
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Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.
A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'
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OJ

OJ - proper noun.

Definition: Using an Amazon brand 'Oliver James' dlldo to masturbate.
"I'm going to have an OJ, shower and then go out..."
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Suncup

Noun - Coll.

A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.
"Look at those beautiful pastel suncups!"
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King's Shilling

Noun.

Historical definition:

During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.

Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.

Modern Usage

Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage

"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"

Modern Usage:

"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"

OR

"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"

OR

"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
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Rohmbus

Noun: in reference to Ernst Rohm.

Meaning to meet a pleasant seeming chap who becomes a trusted confidant only to betray your trust with murder.
A: Hey, what kind of shape is your guys friendship in?

B: Fucking Rohmbus!!!!!!
by Tony du Angletere May 06, 2022
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Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 30, 2022
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