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What the Dickens?

Colloquial Phrase

Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.

Transexual interpretation:

Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.
"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."
by Tony du Angletere March 20, 2022
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King's Shilling

Noun.

Historical definition:

During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.

Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.

Modern Usage

Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage

"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"

Modern Usage:

"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"

OR

"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"

OR

"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
by Tony du Angletere March 13, 2022
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Chuzzle

Noun: A sausage-eating contest.

Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.

Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.
"Have you ever been to an American CHUZZLE contest?"
by Tony du Angletere April 10, 2022
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Rohmbus

Noun: in reference to Ernst Rohm.

Meaning to meet a pleasant seeming chap who becomes a trusted confidant only to betray your trust with murder.
A: Hey, what kind of shape is your guys friendship in?

B: Fucking Rohmbus!!!!!!
by Tony du Angletere May 6, 2022
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Urskin

Noun, Modern text, designer vagina era

Meaning :U R Skinned (you are shaven in the pubic region)

Etymology: created in response to a 'Ruskin' being taken colloquially to mean unshaven pubic region.
A:"Well I don't worry about getting my bikini line done anymore, I just go URSKIN! See!

B: Yeah, wow! You are skinned! Personally I go for a Ruskin, look at mine.... etc"
by Tony du Angletere March 17, 2022
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Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022
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OJ

OJ - proper noun.

Definition: Using an Amazon brand 'Oliver James' dlldo to masturbate.
"I'm going to have an OJ, shower and then go out..."
by Tony du Angletere January 3, 2022
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