Tony du Angletere's definitions

Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).

A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."

by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022

Rohmbus

Noun: in reference to Ernst Rohm.

Meaning to meet a pleasant seeming chap who becomes a trusted confidant only to betray your trust with murder.

A: Hey, what kind of shape is your guys friendship in?

B: Fucking Rohmbus!!!!!!

by Tony du Angletere May 6, 2022

Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.

A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'

by Tony du Angletere May 2, 2022

Chuzzle

Noun: A sausage-eating contest.

Verb : To chow down on a sausage with haste.

Porn Slang : Enthusiastic blow job.

"Have you ever been to an American CHUZZLE contest?"

by Tony du Angletere April 10, 2022

Freudian Split

In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.

Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?

by Tony du Angletere April 9, 2022

Suncup

Noun - Coll.

A Tulip. So called because post-bloom, a tulip lives to fill itself (until bursting) with sunlight.

"Look at those beautiful pastel suncups!"

by Tony du Angletere March 23, 2022

What the Dickens?

Colloquial Phrase

Meaning to question the situation someone might find themselves involved with.

Transexual interpretation:

Manchester trans hangout "Dickenses" 70z and 80z.

"Upon the approach of two gentlemen dressed as ladies I immediately exclaimed to the fellow next to me, WHAT THE DICKENS? before replacing my napkin upon my knee."

by Tony du Angletere March 20, 2022