Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Tony Welch

Rail

a safty device known to save wildlife from the clutches of quicksand in the most compromising circumstance.

"Take it easy Charlie, my foot's on the rail."

Rail by Tony Welch June 11, 2006

Merch

Small passageways that function as a teleportational device for festive brain matter absorbed by the re-occurance of sponge-like behavior.

I think that last damaged my carpipulary vasticles causing me to slip a foot off of the rail.

Merch

a invisible communicative device which allows for the direct transference of thought.

You've got the usb hub plugged in on that one.

usb hub by Tony Welch August 27, 2003

Merch

An odd but hilarious sound made by wheel chairs when carting three-toed aliens across mounds to harvest spooce.

Merch