4 definitions by Tony Splagola

Zoom Fart

A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.

Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.

by Tony Splagola November 3, 2020

A “Kosher Taco”

How you describe someone who is half Jewish, half Mexican.

Diego Goldstein is A “Kosher Taco” because his dad is Mexican and his mother is Jewish.

by Tony Splagola October 22, 2019

Number 3

Slang for diarrhea.

As a resulting of eating that bad chili, I had to go Number 3 in the toilet all day.

by Tony Splagola October 22, 2019

Cleansing Fart

When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.

I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019