Tony Scarface Montana's definitions

Death

What happens when you eat to much poison or junk food, fall really high, get hit by a car, train etc. get shot, beaten to death, get blown up, crash your car, plane, heli etc. or just die normally.

Grim Reaper: Ok, you gotta die now, you've lived too long.
Some Random Guy: Do I have to?
Grim Reaper: Yeah. Everyone has to face death sometime.
Ok, lemme get my shoe-*Bang*
Grim Reaper: Hey! I was supposed to kill him you dumb prick!
Shotgun Guy: Oh... My bad.

by Tony Scarface Montana February 21, 2009

Awesome

See Tommy Vercetti

Vercetti (Being chased by a cop): I did your wife, you poor bastard!

Tommy is the most awesome character in GTA! Apart from Niko Bellic of course.

by Tony Scarface Montana December 17, 2008

Books

Something that you read and it makes your brain hurt because you're actually READING A FUCKING BOOK! Books are popular with nerds who are really smart because they are reading long words and stuff.

Random Guy: Hey man, wanna go read some books?
Some Other Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA READ A BOOK OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING!

by Tony Scarface Montana November 3, 2008

Capitalism

Getting fucked.

You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked - Tony Montana

by Tony Scarface Montana October 30, 2008

M203

The thing under the barrel of Tony Montana's M16A2 that shoots grenades.

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"
-Tony Montana as he blows open the door with his M16A2 with M203.

by Tony Scarface Montana October 24, 2008

IV

Grand Theft Auto 4, or GTA IV.
IV also is roman numeral for 4.

(Example one)
Random Guy 1: OMG GTA IV IS COMING OUT!
Random Guy 2: YAYS!
(Example two)
Some Roman Guy 1: IV means 4.
Some Roman Guy 2: No shit...

by Tony Scarface Montana October 22, 2008

Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.

random guy 1: omg keeley hazell!
random guy 2: kool! i like her tits!

by Tony Scarface Montana October 17, 2008