What happens when you eat to much poison or junk food, fall really high, get hit by a car, train etc. get shot, beaten to death, get blown up, crash your car, plane, heli etc. or just die normally.
Grim Reaper: Ok, you gotta die now, you've lived too long.
Some Random Guy: Do I have to?
Grim Reaper: Yeah. Everyone has to face death sometime.
Ok, lemme get my shoe-*Bang*
Grim Reaper: Hey! I was supposed to kill him you dumb prick!
Shotgun Guy: Oh... My bad.
Some Random Guy: Do I have to?
Grim Reaper: Yeah. Everyone has to face death sometime.
Ok, lemme get my shoe-*Bang*
Grim Reaper: Hey! I was supposed to kill him you dumb prick!
Shotgun Guy: Oh... My bad.
by Tony Scarface Montana February 21, 2009
Something that you read and it makes your brain hurt because you're actually READING A FUCKING BOOK! Books are popular with nerds who are really smart because they are reading long words and stuff.
Random Guy: Hey man, wanna go read some books?
Some Other Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA READ A BOOK OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Some Other Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA READ A BOOK OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING!
by Tony Scarface Montana November 03, 2008
by Tony Scarface Montana October 14, 2008
Vercetti (Being chased by a cop): I did your wife, you poor bastard!
Tommy is the most awesome character in GTA! Apart from Niko Bellic of course.
Tommy is the most awesome character in GTA! Apart from Niko Bellic of course.
by Tony Scarface Montana December 17, 2008
A cheap ass movie about to retards who fall in love at some karioke party or some shit.
A movie about what ppl think high school is like. Well suprise! It's a bullshit movie! ppl dont be happy and sing at highschool! Disney makes a whole bunch of other retarded movies in its history like snow white and shit... Gay old fashioned movies. But now disney is making plain crap movies about trannys and shit. Zac Efron looks like a fuckin girl... fucking tranny. Vanessa Hudgens is a plain slut. Asley tisdale is a half plastic snobby girl.
A movie about what ppl think high school is like. Well suprise! It's a bullshit movie! ppl dont be happy and sing at highschool! Disney makes a whole bunch of other retarded movies in its history like snow white and shit... Gay old fashioned movies. But now disney is making plain crap movies about trannys and shit. Zac Efron looks like a fuckin girl... fucking tranny. Vanessa Hudgens is a plain slut. Asley tisdale is a half plastic snobby girl.
girl: Hey, wanna watch high school musical?
boy: fuck off you bitch! HSM is for homos who have no life.
girl: *cries*
Mother: Now now sweetheart, its true what your brother says.
boy: fuck off you bitch! HSM is for homos who have no life.
girl: *cries*
Mother: Now now sweetheart, its true what your brother says.
by Tony Scarface Montana August 12, 2008
(Example one)
Random Guy 1: OMG GTA IV IS COMING OUT!
Random Guy 2: YAYS!
(Example two)
Some Roman Guy 1: IV means 4.
Some Roman Guy 2: No shit...
Random Guy 1: OMG GTA IV IS COMING OUT!
Random Guy 2: YAYS!
(Example two)
Some Roman Guy 1: IV means 4.
Some Roman Guy 2: No shit...
by Tony Scarface Montana October 22, 2008
Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.
by Tony Scarface Montana October 17, 2008