9 definitions by Tony Scarface Montana
by Tony Scarface Montana August 20, 2008
Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.
by Tony Scarface Montana August 29, 2008
What happens when you eat to much poison or junk food, fall really high, get hit by a car, train etc. get shot, beaten to death, get blown up, crash your car, plane, heli etc. or just die normally.
Grim Reaper: Ok, you gotta die now, you've lived too long.
Some Random Guy: Do I have to?
Grim Reaper: Yeah. Everyone has to face death sometime.
Ok, lemme get my shoe-*Bang*
Grim Reaper: Hey! I was supposed to kill him you dumb prick!
Shotgun Guy: Oh... My bad.
Some Random Guy: Do I have to?
Grim Reaper: Yeah. Everyone has to face death sometime.
Ok, lemme get my shoe-*Bang*
Grim Reaper: Hey! I was supposed to kill him you dumb prick!
Shotgun Guy: Oh... My bad.
by Tony Scarface Montana October 18, 2008
Vercetti (Being chased by a cop): I did your wife, you poor bastard!
Tommy is the most awesome character in GTA! Apart from Niko Bellic of course.
Tommy is the most awesome character in GTA! Apart from Niko Bellic of course.
by Tony Scarface Montana December 7, 2008
by Tony Scarface Montana September 18, 2008
Something that you read and it makes your brain hurt because you're actually READING A FUCKING BOOK! Books are popular with nerds who are really smart because they are reading long words and stuff.
Random Guy: Hey man, wanna go read some books?
Some Other Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA READ A BOOK OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Some Other Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA READ A BOOK OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING!
by Tony Scarface Montana September 21, 2008
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"
-Tony Montana as he blows open the door with his M16A2 with M203.
-Tony Montana as he blows open the door with his M16A2 with M203.
by Tony Scarface Montana September 14, 2008