Tony Kessler's definitions

pre-wasted

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.

Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.

by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009

Wall Checked

When someone in your social media circle does a fact check and Snopes you on a post that is not factual.

That article I posted about "Jackalopes" was quickly Wall Checked by my friend from Colorado.

by Tony Kessler October 24, 2016