Definitions by Tony Kessler

checkers 

Checkers was in the 50s, (at the time) Vice-President Nixon's dog. He used the dog, a cocker spaniel I think, to cover up a blatent lie. Basicly, he tried to tell the world a soppy story about his dog to make them feel sorry for him and put him in a more favorable light than he was ultimatly burned out of office by.

"Checkers is my cute little dog." It could probably also be used as a verb. "Man, don't talk checkers to me!"

checkers by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

slide home

After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.

"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.

slide home by Tony Kessler August 23, 2006