Tony Kessler's definitions

pre-wasted

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.

Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.

by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009

neo-muslim

neo-muslim: an extemest muslim that is out of the mainstream and into terrorisim and wold domination

The only difference between a neo-nazi and a neo-muslim is the neo muslim has a beard and no mustashe.

by Tony Kessler September 5, 2010