Tony Kessler's definitions

slide home

After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.

"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.

by Tony Kessler August 23, 2006

pre-wasted

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.

Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.

by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009