Tonto 's definitions

Onneile

God-given

Modimo Onneile mpho yaone

by Tonto November 23, 2021

pearcey

To embark on what appears to be a dead cert but turns out to be horribly and desperately disappointing and humiliates you in front of your friends.

"You wouldn't believe it, Christian did a complete pearcey last week. He took a young swedish girl to St Tropez for a week and spent €40,000 and didn't even get his fingers wet or his cock felt! Loser!"

by Tonto September 16, 2004

Shit House

A "Shit House" is what you call someone who is very ugly.

"Look at that guy over there with the mullet, what a shit house.

by Tonto November 18, 2004

jade fire

the greatest ska band in the northern hemisphere

jade fire is fuckin a' mazing.

by Tonto September 19, 2003

zip

A word used in the 60's to refer to meth amphetamine

Hey man, can you get any zip?

by tonto May 13, 2005